Problematic, Part II (Males)

Thesis

It is fun to sexually and aesthetically objectify superstars, especially in list-format. Everyone's doing it. So I'll do it with style (again).

Top Five Male Actor Crushes

05| Paul Rudd

04| Daniel Day-Lewis

03| Leonardo DiCaprio

02| Viggo Mortenson

01| Brad Pitt

Bonus Round

Now that you've seen them tip-tops, here are five bonus crushes (I would make a list of ten, but that seems self-indulgent, and it might be harder to rank) [again]:

> Luke Wilson

> Daniel Craig

> James Franco

> Heath Ledger

> George Clooney

Conclusions

Trend - all of the above men look great with facial hair.

This is the second in a series of BEST OF lists that will comprise the majority of my December posts. Previously, ladies were assessed. All things reflective and qualitative, here at Metaswag! Peace out, y'all.