2010/12/25

The Year In Review | 2010 [Part 6: Movies]


Thesis
Christmas is the best time to blog! Merry tidings to you and y'alls.

I have not kept up my movie-going this year. In high school, I'd be catching all the latest flicks. I'd shell out my hard-earned ice cream money for tickets nearly every other weekend. I'd catch the award bait, the hip flicks, the blockbusters, and even the really bad movies. I'd see it all! College has seriously depleted my cash and time reserve. So, this list is totally incomplete.

Notice how decidedly unhip it is: sequels, slapstick, remakes, and 3D. It'll do for now. Welcome, Part 6 of the Year In Review.

Bonus Awards
These won't stop! You can't get enough. These will be film-related, except for a necessary music award.

NEW BEST ALBUM OF ALL-TIME EVER
> S/T II: The Cosmic Birth and Journey of Shinju TnT - Akron/Family
Runner-up: NOTHING EVER

Movie awards now...

Worst Movie Of 2010
> Dinner For Schmucks

Best Trailer
> The Tree Of Life

Best Film Score
> Clint Mansell for Black Swan

Best/Most Special Effects
> Probably Tron: Legacy, but I didn't see it - oops!

Most Meta Writer/Director
> Christopher Nolan for Inception

Best Performance By A Female Actor
> Natalie Portman in Black Swan

Best Performance By A Male Actor
> James Franco in 127 Hours

Everyone loves bonus.

Top 10 Movies Of 2010

10| Jackass 3D

I know, fam, I know. This is not a classy way to start off the list. But it was in 3D and it made me laugh a lot. It was there for me in my time of need - midterms and gf (sorry, babe) stress were getting me down, and this was exactly what I needed to bro out. Often in poor taste, but more often amusing, the latest from the Jackass bros is simple, fun entertainment. It ended up being a lot about family and friendship, and acted as a perfect reminder of the joys of acting a fool with your loved ones. Also, the hallway full of cattle-prods made me LOL like nothing else.

09| Shutter Island

Not quite the year's best movie starring Leo as a crazy man trying to get his wife and kids back, but it was its first! This movie pulled off the whole twist thing pretty well, even if it halted the film for like 15 minutes of explanation. It worked, though, because all of it was founded in the characters, and didn't cheat the audience. A well-executed thriller playing around with a classic formula, the flick delivers on scares and surprises. Scorsese is on top of his game here.

08| Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Edgar Wright pulls the novel off perfectly for about 30 minutes, and then proceeds to make his own exciting and original character-driven action-comedy. If I hadn't read the comics, I doubt the absence of dialogue and light-hearted fun in the latter hour of the movie would be so noticeable. But I did, so it is. Even so, this movie is kinetic and impressive throughout, and creates a visual language that is totally its own. I've never seen anything like it on screen before. Super cool!

07| 127 Hours

Fitting that Danny Boyle's work places right next to Edgar Wright's, both of them visually-minded Brit directors. Here, Boyle deals with decidedly different subject matter than Wright's comic adaptation. Working with the real life story of climber Aron Ralston (a story that everyone knows), he creates an absurdly entertaining movie. Like, the entertainment might even be a flaw here. I never felt totally trapped and hopeless, because the movie is just so fun. Weird, huh? Anyway, James Franco, performance of a lifetime, engages audience, always on-screen, etc.

06| The Karate Kid

Probably my subjective favorite movie of the year, but I don't want people to think I'm crazy. The movie is perfectly put together and stands on its own beside the original. The direction is seriously poised, and the movie is paced like its an Important movie. Awesome! It somehow makes Jaden's transformation into a fighter and an admirable young dude believable. The training with Jackie Chan's Mr. Han is incredibly entertaining, and the bond they develop feels real. They even make the cliche, climactic tournament feel fresh. Also, any movie that can inspire "Never Say Never" is alright by me.

05| The Social Network

Not sure I'm down with how Important this movie is, but it is a really efficient and effective portrayal of a fascinating story. It moves fast and doesn't pull any punches. Weird for Fincher, it only pauses once for a "different" sort of scene, and that's during the masterful rowing sequence, in which rich white people compete for glory. Notice any thematic resonance there? Boom!

04| Inception

Leo, you crazy again? I've seen this movie the most out of all the others released this year, and every viewing reveals another insight or suggestion from Nolan. It's really impressive as a mainstream heist flick, and even more impressive as a big-budget metafictional examination of filmmaking. This movie is so about the movies! It plays with cliches and archetypes. It evaluates film technique. It has lots of trombones. And it manages to be fun, despite its so-serious atmosphere. Plus, it's got Marion in a stunning dress...

03| Toy Story 3

This movie is the reason I kicked off my 20th birthday in tears. I was balling like the little kid I was when the first movie came out. But I was also grinning ear to ear for most of the movie's running time. Pixar has filled this movie with a fittingly ecstatic energy: the pure imagination exhibited in the opening chase sequence is breathtaking, and all of it the result of Andy's love for his toys. Beautiful. This movie might glorify the relationship between toy and child, but it utilizes this relationship to perfectly capture the pain of leaving behind childhood for the challenges of adulthood. That themes this important and fitting for its audience are packaged so colorfully in a lovable product is a testament to Pixar's genius. They even snuck Totoro into this movie! It's the perfect ending for a perfect trilogy.

02| True Grit

Saw this one yesterday, fam. When you know, you know. It's a Great Movie, as everybody expects from the Coens, but it's a pretty chill Great Movie. It doesn't call any attention to itself - makes no flashy moves or sweeping gestures. It achieves its greatness through its writing and the character work from its principles. It tells a simple revenge story, and never wanders from this simplicity. Jeff Bridges and Matt Damon are hysterical and touching, both subtly revealing the worth of their characters. And outside of Jaden Smith, no other actor made me cheer for her or his character like Hailee Steinfeld. Her Mattie Ross is an inspiration. So is the movie itself.


01| Black Swan

But OMG, nothing else this year is even close to Black Swan. Admittedly, I'm an Aronofsky fanboy, but this movie is on another level. Homeboy usually finds a way to balance the gracious with the gruesome, always working toward a startling or rewarding conclusion. And usually they're pretty obviously flawed. But here, everything is perfect. Not a single actor misses a mark. Not any of the effects work falls flat. Not any of the dialogue feels forced. It has this sort of unmatched presence that no other movie had this year. Visceral and confrontational is what this movie is. You face your own dark side as you're subjected to Natalie Portman's twisted Nina Sayers. And I wasn't expecting it to be so scary! It was low-key a bit much at times. It just won't leave me alone.

Conclusions
Those were all great! Not as awake and into writing as I usually am, but I felt I had to blast this list out before I could eat or shower today. Oops.

Gears, they change. Umm, it's Christmas. I was really into giving this year. That doesn't usually happen. I'm not tryna be a saint or nothing, I just gave some good gifts.

GAVE
> Madre | The E.N.D. - The Black-Eyed Peas
> Padre | Cleveland CG15 Wedge
> Broseph | Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World BluRay
> My Girl | Pre-order for Pokemon White, a cute book, and a hat

GOT
> Plane tickets to visit my BFF in Berkeley
> A microphone
> A USB/MIDI cable for my keyboard
> Sweaters
> My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy on CD

2010/12/20

The Year In Review | 2010 [Part 5: Albums (10-01)]


Thesis
It's finally that time of the year. Not wintertime! I'm talking about Top 10 time! Lists, fam! There's been a lot of writing leading up to this point. A lot of listening too. But mostly to Kanye. Who's going to be Number One?! All that and more, on #METASWAG.

Here's a chance to catch up on what you've probably missed!


Bonus Awards
This is a time of giving, so I'mma give you even more awards!

Most Inspirational Song Of 2010
> "Firework" - Katy Perry
Runner-up: "You Can Count On Me" - Panda Bear

Best Music Video Of 2010
> "Telephone" - Lady Gaga
Runner-up: "Check It Out" - Nicki Minaj & Will.I.Am

Best Dance Song Of 2010
> "Like A G6" - Far East Movement
Runner-up: "Check It Out" - Nicki Minaj & Will.I.Am

Best Runner-up Of 2010
> "Check It Out" - Nicki Minaj & Will.I.Am
Runner-up: #METASWAG

Best Album Of 2011
> Kaputt - Destroyer
Runner-up: James Blake - James Blake

Mmm, bonus.

Top 25 Albums Of 2010 (10-01)

10| The Age Of Adz - Sufjan Stevens

For the life of me, I can't figure out why this record is so divisive. I mean, homeboy is rocking his usual stuff with a slightly updated steez. Does adding some glitchy effects and AutoTune constitute a New Sound? Is this 1965? Is he Bob Dylan? The sound on this album just makes sense. I hear so much of Michigan and Illinois here. Sounds approachable. The melodies are still intact and still soaring. Something to love! Take the same old Sufjan charm and throw on some crunchy bass and electronic gurgling. Sounds good to me.

I guess it must be mentioned that this is like a comeback record or something, following Sufjan's abandonment of his 50 States Project and loss of innocence (maybe). The sorta unremarkable - except for the title track - All Delighted People EP seemed to be the last of Sufjan's Old Sound. The music on Adz does represent some sort of step forward, but not because of the electronics. It's the melodies, the arrangements. They remain complex and catchy, but have an added weight to them. Density. It's hard to describe. It's like Sufjan had to go somewhere else for a while to achieve this kind of maturity - or I guess it could be age ("Now That I'm Older"). Whatever he discovered, it's resulted in assured music. Classic music.

It's a huge album, but it's cohesive and filled with memorable moments. "Age Of Adz" is glorious, alternating between claustrophobic and echoing verses and a pounding, epic film chorus. BOMBAST, fam. This album is chock full of it. "Vesuvius" is a sort of emotional and charging anthem in the vain of "Illinois," which is to say, ecstatic and amazing. "Impossible Soul" is 25 minutes of Sufjan topping himself, minute after minute. It's a masterfully executed suite, never tired or stagnant. Hard to imagine anything grander coming out of him now. With The Age Of Adz, he's outdone himself.

09| The Way Out - The Books

If ever there were an album to improve your condition, here it is. The Way Out is a trip, seemingly alive and affirmative. It's an amazing conversationalist, conjuring up striking visuals in its storytelling and asking the listener important questions. It also tells great jokes. Who knew that a fiddle solo could draw laughter amidst children's death threats? The sonic world here is one filled with silliness and profundity in equal parts, a sense of humanity. For something constructed almost entirely out of assorted samples (along with that beautiful guitar/cello duo), there's nothing artificial about the sound.

It's a part of the magic of the album. The nonsense lyrics aren't forced - they have a truth of their own. "Group Autogenics I" cordially introduces itself and the album's agenda. This is about improving oneself. The force described in "A Wonderful Phrase By Gandhi" seems to similarly hold this record together as it holds us all together. Perhaps unseen, but not at all unheard. The inventiveness is audible in The Way Out, and it sounds amazing and natural. "Free Translator" is the sort of ancient guitar work and melody that seems to come from within, dust dancing in summer sunlight. "The Story Of Hip Hop" contains enough sonorous activity to keep your ears busy for a lifetime (or hour or minute or time between other time). It makes me "all happy inside." With every song, the band reaches for a new path to happiness. It's one thing for an album to have moving parts, and another for those parts to create a mindset. The heart beating in this album believes in you.

The Books are making us better. I didn't know that.

08| Have One On Me - Joanna Newsom

This is the LOTR Extended Editions of albums. I don't know how far I want to take that metaphor ("Does Not Suffice" = The destruction of the ring?, "Go Long" = The Battle Of Helm's Deep?), but both of the trilogies are widescreen triumphs, intricate and rewarding, emotional, and unabashedly long. Themes emerge and come to satisfying conclusions. In both, the individual parts can stand alone as masterpieces. I also happen to love them both. Worth every second. And from the title of the record, one can insinuate that Joanna knows the length of this thing. We can enjoy another disc without worry - it's on her.

Each disc works as a complete listening experience, and these songs are some of the best of her career (All-Time?). In its length, it almost invites the listener to construct her or his own listening experience. The progression of the album seems meticulously assembled, but the standouts are apparent and do not falter out of context. "Baby Birch" - which may or may not be about an abortion - is probably the emotionally hardest hitting song of the year. After some lonely minutes of voice and harp, a wicked guitar enters the frame, and finally drums and handclaps usher in the tragic climax of the narrator's separation from her baby birch. So yeah, it's got the same kind of storybook imagery of Ys and Mender, but with better arrangements. Where the arrangements were great before, they are now miraculous (exaggeration in Christmas spirit). The percussion alone is extremely complex, and the more subtle use of strings and horns here are far more effective than the relatively crowded Ys material. All of this showcased in "Good Intentions Paving Company," the best song ever.

And maybe this is the best album ever. When you sit down with HOOM and listen to the trilogy as a whole, it rewards like no other album this year. The sheer volume of breathtaking moments is unbelievable. From the understated and haunting beauty of "Go Long" to the twisting catchiness of "Kingfisher," this is an album that tugs at your head and heart. But realistically, it only achieves its full effect on special occasions. But what special occasions those are!

07| Does It Look Like I'm Here? - Emeralds

This one accidentally became the score to my summer. It was the first album I turned to while drawing on my back porch, jogging, and napping. It's versatile. The music itself works well as a sweat-covered and bleached-out picture of a lazy summer day. It's hard not to feel the warmth emanating from the sun of "The Cycle Of Abuse" or "Summerdata." Or the sweltering pulse of "Double Helix." This album is hot! Then again, it's the sort of hot that can sometimes inspire a sunburned midday nap.

Most of the songs are grounded in chugging synth appregio and Mark McGuire's Weather-Channelesque guitar, but never does the album feel repetitive or tired - unlike this list.

To write it off as ambient is a disservice to the liveliness here (depending on your attitudes toward the genre). While it certainly works as background or chillout music, it's simply too alive and present to function solely as a homework companion. The one-two punch of "Genetic" and "Goes By" is almost unbeatable this year. The first song of the suite is the stuff of sweeping landscapes and huge battles. The charging keyboards are fierce in their propulsion of the song and even more (forgive me) epic when paired with McGuire's dazzling guitar. It sounds like the climactic fight in an 80s sci-fi thriller. The layers and layers of synth lines have alternately massaged my brain into a lava nap and recharged my legs with lightning on jogs, depending on my mood. Versatile, fam! The follow-up song is the comedown, a more pleasant resolution to the intensity of the previous 12 minutes (not that "Genetic" doesn't wrap itself up nice and sweet).

Improving on last year's superbly spacey What Happened, the band's latest album injects some hot life into the formula of mixing huge ambient soundscapes with dynamic guitar and effects. Perfect for chilling out and warming up, Does It Look Like I'm Here? bleaches you out until you're asking that very question.

Emeralds definitely are, and they're here to stay.

06| Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son Of Chico Dusty - Big Boi

Even moreso, Big Boi is Here. And it's about time.

From the album's whistling intro to its closing "Yeah," Left Foot signals Big Boi's arrival. It's an energetic one - "Daddy Fat Sax" is skittering and pounding, "Shutterbug" is soulful cheese, "Shine Blockas" is a classic feel good jam. The album's delays are well-documented, but none of the difficulty is heard in the music itself. It feels like the composed work of a master that it is - not a patchwork of singles, but a complete product. "Tangerine" is filthy drums and oozy synths, infinitely fun stuff. And memorable too. "Hustle Blood" transforms Big Boi's flow into bumbumdiddybumbum. It sounds great. It just works.

Every risk the record takes pays off. Like, what's up with the salsa finale to "The Train: Part II," an otherwise somber and effective meditation on self-delusion? Who cares - it's great! I can't begin to understand half of the decisions that resulted in what I'm listening to, but all of them seem to be in the spirit of fun. And I don't mean to condescend - to reduce this to "a fun listen." Because it's a strong, lush, and groovy rap record. It crams a goofy weirdness into an accessible package. Big Boi's is the best solo rap performance of the year. In fact, this album is nearly flawless. If it weren't for "Follow Us."

But it's missing the Relevance of a certain other rap record this year.

05| In Evening Air - Future Islands

How did this little album sneak into the Top 5? Clocking in at 36 minutes and without much fanfare, it just grows and grows. This is clearly the work of someone that cares about his music: Sam Herring. This music is important to him, maybe necessary for him to even function. Because it means so much to him, it begins to mean quite a lot to the listener. This is an album that begs to be internalized - its jams about longing and hurt are universal.

And it's fun, too. That helps. The bumping beat of nearly every song ranges from dancey to rocky, but always moving. And the operatic, grand emotion that Herring emits is fun in itself. It's melodrama (very real emotion), but it's engaging and exciting. The lyrical subject matter is almost teenage emo stuff, but the execution is far from exaggerated or false.

Every song is built around the simple trio of a bass guitar, drum machine, and cheap keyboard. There's a rawness that results from these basic elements. There's never a question of how these instruments are interacting with one another, but the results are often surprisingly huge. The overdrive that kicks in at the end of "Long Flight" is dramatic and powerful, a wave of crushing fuzz. "Inch Of Dust" has the sweep and stomp of an 80s classic slowburn. It has the guts to climax with, "Call on me/I'll be there always." Really, the whole album is this honest. Its guts are on display and they pay off big. You get the sense that nothing is being hidden from view, and that makes the music so much more resonant and memorable.

There's surprising poetry emerging from the basics of every song. This simple album is well-worth revisiting to discover the intricacies tucked within. Each listen rewards. It's dependable.

04| Teen Dream - Beach House

This album is so old. Been listening to this for a year today.

It refuses to fade into memory. "Silver Soul" and its buzzing guitars and bubbling background sounds just as fresh as the day it first hit my headphones. "Walk In The Park" still flies like an eagle into the future at its peak. "10 Mile Stereo" remains the most enchanting heartbreak song ever. "Take Care" continues to tug at hearts. It's all poignant, all crashing, all catchy. The immediacy of this album is in (now indie household name) Victoria Legrand's vocals, and the evocative force of nature within them. She's got organ pipes in her vocal chords, fam!

Beach House have been good (and basic) from the beginning. The band's still all about drum machines, shimmering guitars, and shiny synths. Which is totally fine. The addition of solitary piano and cymbal crashes doesn't at all upset the fragile balance of this album - it seems to strengthen the tunes. Now there's some meat on the bones of these ballads and anthems. Now there's an added studio finish to the album. Now there's a grownup feel to the songwriting. Now there's no use denying the emotional power of these songs.

Can't you feel it?

03| Paul's Tomb: A Triumph - Frog Eyes

From the man who ejaculated, "Slit my joy's neck," comes another charming rocknroll album.

But seriously folks, this thing is monumental. Carey Mercer operating at full-power. Carey Mercer writing his masterpieces and tossing the crumpled-up rejects our way. Carey Mercer spitting on us through his tears. Carey Mercer cramming every possible self-flagellating taunt and grim suggestion into 50 minutes of golden guitar rock.

Interested?

Well, maybe not. What I'm trying to say is that this is an album of epic proportions (it has a colon in its title), and it's unafraid of the human soul's darker sides. It explores this territory with a rollicking good band. Two too-great guitars, some slinky-cool keyboards, and those ever-marching drums. All working in delirious harmony. These instruments enter some sort of locked-talons freefall in the first minutes of opener "Flower In A Glove" and never let go. The whole album is in that first song - all of the sinking moments and triumphant howls, the best poetry of the year and its most vital guitar-playing. Same goes for "Odetta's War," with its shrieks and expulsions. Following two minutes of uninterrupted intense climax comes a shocking halt (spoiler alert) that throws the whole song into stark relief. These moments exist in every other song on the album. That's the beauty of it. The entire five-act play in different variations, stretched out and remade flesh over and over again.

By the time you've arrived at "Paul's Tomb," you're beaten down and emotionally exhausted. The finale takes the last of it out of you. Multi-climax and brutal, it's the finish this work deserves. Even though it ends with Mercer warning, "You're never going to break on through," you can't wait to put yourself through it all again. I'm describing some gorgeous S&M nightmare. Which is what it is - and it's perfectly realized.

This album: a triumph.


02| Public Strain - Women

Two fierce guitar rock albums in the Top 5? Call me boring. I don't care. This album fought its way to this position. It's combative and noisy - hard to ignore.

"Can't You See" opens things in a drowsy fashion, hinting at a fire burning in the center of the song - but obscuring it beneath blankets of fog. There's so much potential energy waiting to be released. "Bells" is interminable and three minutes long. "Drag Open" finishes itself off with some of the beautiful and angular guitar lines that made "Shaking Hand" so mesmerizing on their debut. Women are on-point here. They strike up a tension between songs. "Venice Lockjaw" is the calm breeze before the perfect storm of "Eyesore" and its End Times guitars. No song has the sort of turn that "Eyesore" has at its midpoint. Where things turn inside-out in slow motion before exploding outright. It's the Greatest Guitar Riff Of All-Time.

Um.

Where the debut would separate its noise and its pop (to an extent), this album is unafraid to bury its best melodies in distortion and integrate its loudest groans into simple ballads. Unfortunately for all of us, the tension permeating this record finally released itself in the band's breakup (possibly the worst thing ever to happen). Here's hoping that Women take up the fight once more, and recapture the momentum so masterfully exhibited on this album. Because this is a perfectly constructed collection of jams - heartfelt and restrained, noisy and gripping. There's no sour note struck here.

I wanted so badly for Public Strain to be Number One. It was sitting atop this list for months, but my Best Man Ben Beane pointed out that I wasn't being honest with myself. There was only one album that could be my Number One, and for better or for worse, it's everyone else's too.

01| My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

Music can't be Important like this unless it's heard by the masses. Let's be real here, it doesn't really matter how revolutionary Carey Mercer's lyrics are or how interactive The Book's collages are or how perfect Public Strain is. Because those albums are not going to move hundreds of thousands of units like this. Only Yeezy could make an impact like this, a record like this. You want to listen to it and I want to listen to it. Even my dad, who inexplicably confuses every rapper with Diddy, found something to like in it.

This is Kanye West's Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - his magnum opus, something that before had only been hinted at. Every song is a masterwork and strikes its own chord. Nothing feels regurgitated on the album, each second is exciting and new. "All Of The Lights" is probably the best (if not biggest) pop song of the new decade. Counter that with the duo of menacing songs featured at the album's center. Jay-Z qualifying and endorsing "Monster" and "So Appalled" as canon. What else could Nicki's verse be? This stuff is legendary.

Personal Legend: "Runaway" was striking its life-or-death piano keys in my car on a snowy drive to Indy. The low-traction indicator flashed as the tires lost grip of the road below them. Snowflakes floated midair in the on-coming traffic's headlights as my car did a full 360-degree spin in the middle of the freeway. "Look atcha!" "Ladies and gentlemen!" After that, I'm pretty certain this album has become ingrained in me. But maybe this story was already ingrained in me.

The narrative of the album is unmistakable and Big. Follow me:

"Dark Fantasy" is the prologue, the flashback to Yeezy's beginnings and the prophecy of what's to come. "Gorgeous" is the political, sample-hook stuff of his glory days. "POWER" is Yeezy on top, until he realizes how lonely it is there. "All Of The Lights" and its interlude is the fall, the paranoia and heartbreak that comes with fame. "Monster" and "So Appalled" track his subsequent transformation into a disgrace and villain. "Devil In A New Dress" is his failed recovery, aching and fractured (even Rick Ross's dumb dumb verse can be explained away as a portrayal of the confidence and bravado that now rings hollow). "Runaway" is the only obvious answer for Ye, the decision to isolate himself in martyrdom. "Hell Of A Life" and "Blame Game" are his sick retreat and the eventual nadir of that isolation. "Lost In The World" and "Who Will Survive In America" is the real comeback - the realization that the only way to survive in this world is to overcome the hollowness of grief/insecurity/The Today Show/self-pity, and embrace (in the words of Jigga) loooooove.

That's right, fam - this is the comeback story of life itself. This is Terrence Malick's The Tree Of Life. This is Everything. That's what makes it Important - it tells such a personal tale of redemption, makes it universal, and then packages it as the best album of the year. This is Pop Music as a Moral Lesson. And Yeezy taught it well.

Conclusions
Well, it's been quite some year. And it's all pretty and snowing out. I'm feeling great and cozy, though. It's nearly Christmas! What a wonderful time of year. What do you think about that Top 10? I guess I like it. Maybe some of them could be rearranged. I feel totally unhip for ranking FlyLo so low. Oh well. I'll be hipper next year. Right? I've already got a list worked out that includes an emerging superstar, a comeback record, and some southern rap. Not bad!

Movie list (TOP 10 MOVIES OF 2010 & Bonus) will be up next. Just saw some winning films a couple days ago. Cool! Well, see you around.

Happy Holidays! Who knows when Part 6 will be up.

2010/12/17

The Year In Review | 2010 [Part 4: Albums (20-11)]


Thesis
I made it. The first semester is over, and I'm inching closer and closer to the halfway point of my undergrad career. Terrifying. Sort of like the Physics exam I took yesterday. We were ordered to strip and leave our belongings behind us upon entering the lecture hall, a sort of preliminary freakout to ensure maximum disorientation before taking the test itself. Anyway, it's over now, and all I have to look forward to (besides visiting my lovely girlfriend, hanging out with my best friends, and getting the most out of my only monthly bill - Netflix) is BLOGGING.

Bonus Awards
Here are some more music-related awards to get you through the cold winter:

Best Leak
> Kaputt - Destroyer
Runner-up: Public Strain - Women (leaked nearly four months early, fam)

Most Anticipated Album Of 2011
> The One... Cohesive - G-Side
Runner-up: Tomboy - Panda Bear

Best Single Featuring A Smith
> "Whip My Hair" - Willow Smith
Runner-up: "Never Say Never" - Justin Bieber (featuring Jaden Smith)

That's enough minor stuff. So, without further ado,

Top 25 Albums Of 2010 (20-11)

20| Tomorrow, In A Year - The Knife (In Collaboration With Mt. Sims And Planningtorock)

Let's be honest: this is an exhausting album.

But who said the growth of life itself was going to be an easy listen? This is an album that mourns "sad footprints" and makes the listener feel the passage of millennia. The "hook" on one song is sustained screeching. It's about Charles Darwin, y'all.

All of this from the band that brought us Silent Shout, the most universally embraced record of 2006. Unfortunately for The Knife, no one is embracing this record (except for me!). They're kinda putting one arm over its shoulder and giving a half smile, "Hey, how's your older brother doing? Good! Let me know if he's ever in town. See ya!" Doesn't anyone care about this poor, semi-biographical-experimental-noise-opera? There's ample reason to. For one, the ambient passages (really the entirety of the first disc - yeah, it's a double album) work so well to create a cohesive whole. It just requires patience to feel its importance. Every moment matters. I'm not going to call this opera daring because our generation is a cartoon of instant gratification. I'm going to call it daring because it shortchanges the listener all of the pounding and immediate joys of a Knife record, and instead crafts an entirely new sort of experience.

And that's what to love here. This is an album unlike any other this year, one of visually evocative soundscapes and huge ambition. The second disc is full of gut-wrenching poetry wrung from Darwin's diary and the beauty of nature itself. The title track's emotional climax is well-worth the more than 70-minute wait (and if that wait includes "Colouring Of Pigeons," who can complain?). Closer "The Height Of Summer" is both the satisfying conclusion to the record's emotional arc, and a reward in its delivery of a gripping, progressive pop song. The sweet result of an hour and twenty minutes' worth of dynamic musical evolution - it all makes sense. Naturally. This album earns its length, and is one of the most rewarding listens of the year if you're willing to experience it on its own terms.

19| Treats - Sleigh Bells

And now for something that completely different. Something that instantly gratifies (GIMME MORE). But this album is also exhausting. This album wears you out with its monster physicality and tasty overdrive.

Mmm, Treats. That's right, this stuff is tasty. Sugar-coated, bubblegum, saccharine, gimmicky, shallow - whatever, it's pop music. Pop music with machine guns! It's this year's Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, not only in the sense that it's being used to advertise cars, but also in its infectious and universal qualities. It embraces all of the drama and simple joys of high school - a sort of ode to youth - and it captures this whirlwind adolescence with a sweet, pleasurable, but hard-hitting kinetic energy. Because even in the sparkling, lovelorn slow jam of "Rill Rill," there's a bumping bass that reminds your body how to move like it's homecoming (I feel like an eighty-year old writing about the good old days).

It'd take a hater not to dance to this stuff. "Infinity Guitars" and "Crown On The Ground" are like, hella primal. I'm not going to get into the aesthetics of this album, how it's making noise attractive (because to me, nothing's as sexy as noise), and will instead say: Listen to how fun this is! There are huge guitars and handclaps all over the place. Bass that bangs like "A Milli." Hit the dance floor; youth is a treat.

18| Pigeons - Here We Go Magic

What a weird way to follow up their cool, 2008 debut. I don't think this album is very cool. Like, at all. It's very easy-going, has a sense of humor (right?), and incorporates some odd elements. Opener "Hibernation" feels like an over-the-top goofy fun house take on the first record's sound. It's bouncy, with twinkling keys and dumb synths buzzing around lyrics about aging and conformity.

This album might have been awful, but it seems to know exactly what it is. A blend of the carnivalesque and the totally mainstream. There are some totally satisfying gems to be found here - "Collector" is some of the smartest indie-pop-rock all year, with the same whispering rush of "Tunnelvision" and the joys of a competent and shiny full band. Singer-songwriter/founder Luke Temple still demonstrates a knack for crafting catchy and unique takes on the old singer-songwriter thing. "Land Of Feeling" is sweeping, cinematic pop-rock at its finest. No longer dressed in lo-fi ambiance, the songs here sound fully-realized and assured.

There's something conversational, approachable about the record. The missteps are enjoyable, and the successes are standout. The band isn't aiming for greatness, but created something great. It's this humanity in Pigeons that elevates it to the cream of the crop, even making it sound classic from time to time. And why not? All great records have inconsistencies, and the ones here are easy to overlook - because they still sound fun.

17| High Violet - The National

These guys are no fun. They've been doing this for a while, and they still sound brooding and sad (not Menomena sad, but like, grown-up sad), and they still sound really good. This is a "mature" record, I guess. Whatever, everyone said that about Boxer too. Being mature kinda comes with The National's territory. Take a walk in the dark with High Violet and you'll feel like the martyred protagonist of your very own indie drama. That sounds awful, actually.

The album doesn't. I promise. It's actually amazing - because for all the head-hanging seriousness of the album ("Little Faith," "Lemonworld," "Anyone's Ghost"), there's a lot of fist-pumping triumph too. That one-two punch of "Afraid Of Everyone" and "Bloodbuzz Ohio" is something special; the former a stuttering anthem for dissatisfaction and the latter a purely classic and clever ode to adult responsibilities. The hearts of these songs must weigh tons. "England," oh man, is Their Song.

Mature doesn't mean boring here. It means well-made and wise and balanced (sadness with humor, gloom with prettiness). So, even though the whole record is tinged with sadness, it's a beautiful sort of thing.

16| Thank Me Later - Drake

There's some special kind of honesty about Drake, that allows him to rap about his sadness and insecurities as a self-made millionaire. Stuff that audiences just don't care about unless you're on a Kanye-level. But why shouldn't he be allowed to rap about missing the simple life of a college student or the joys of being with a girl he can trust? Opener "Fireworks" is smart about all of this, introducing the main themes of the album, musical and lyrical, and showcases all of the strengths and flaws therein. It's gonna be whiny, but it's gonna sound real. There's a cold and consistent mood permeating the beats of the album, which range from banging to eerily hollow and metallic.

It must be said, homeboy has a great voice. That he's singing his own hooks on several of these songs makes this album that much more his own, and adds to its cohesiveness. One of Thank Me Later's greatest strengths is that cohesiveness. Much has been made of the album's sequencing, which is key. Talk about a mature album. Each track depends on the others for maximum effect, flowing from high to low, club-ready to secluded. The kind of balance that puts the bounding "Fancy" next to the eternal slowness of "Shut It Down" and makes it make sense. The other, equally important balance that Drake strikes is between his somewhat unconvincing bravado and his self-loathing. The personal truths Drake include here are despicable and human - calling some chick from the mall rather than calling his grandma, not trusting any females because of his fame, trying to come to terms with haters - it's subject matter that wouldn't draw sympathy if Drake didn't present it so earnestly.

Of course, rapping (and often singing) about this stuff has attracted many Drake haters. But self-described as both Drizzy and "young and unlucky," it's hard not to feel for the guy. Especially when his pathetic honesty fuels such great music.

15| Before Today - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti

Say it with me: This album is so Hip! The rise of the cult outsider to the ranks of the mainstream! Like, a perfect pastiche of radio tropes and blissed-out genres! "Round And Round"! That's what I'm talking about.

Before Today successfully reassigns cheese as emotion. The spoken word, the over-the-top synths, the shamelessly retro melodies - they not only come off as genuine, but modern too. That in itself is an accomplishment. The entire album has elements that are familiar, a given when experimenting with all sorts of different eras and genres, but the familiarity isn't distracting. Ariel puts a hella intelligent twist on each of these experiments, making them all his own.

The songs tell weird stories, incorporate different cliches to counteract one another, and are always engaging. "L'estat (acc. to the widow's maid)" houses both the most goofy moment of the year and one of its most transcendent finales. These are the sorts of contradictions and delights all over the record. The hooks are undeniable. This album has an ear for the accessible. And it has a way of sticking around. This is a Classic.

14| Halcyon Digest - Deerhunter

This is a brilliant musician taking a step in the right direction. The album already sounds timeless, even reminds me a lot of Neil Young's (best work) On The Beach. It's sprawling, dark, and ready to deal with its despair through experimentation. It's a definite departure from the fuzz and mania of Microcastle, but no less successful. Witness the appropriation of Atlas Sound's plodding acoustics and electronics into Deerhunter: the creation of a New Sound.

It certainly feels like new sound, or at least a fully-developed sound. The logical continuation of Deerhunter's progression. The two soaring anthems from Lockett Pundt act as a great counterpoint to Bradford Cox's more dirge-like songs. There's heartbreak in this album, "Helicopter" cataloging one hella tragic story and "He Would Have Laughed" mourning the loss of Jay Reatard. All of this treated with respect and executed with admirable artistry. The guitar work on this album is patient and charged, capturing sadness and providing catharsis with equal measure. And the saxophone! Saxophones are never a bad thing.

And despite its greatness, Halcyon Digest isn't even close to the year's best portrayal of sorrow.

13| Mines - Menomena

Do you like being sad? Neither do Menomena. But boy, do they ever wear their sadness well.

Crafted from the usual Frankenstein (Deeler) software as their other records, Mines nonetheless feels like Menomena's most human release. And their most tragic. Apparently the band was on the verge of breakup throughout the recording of the album. Whether that is the sole reason for the tension manifest in the album or not, there's a real trouble stirring beneath all of these songs. In Menomena fashion, the album is self-deprecating and self-sucker-punching - but this is the first time that they seem hurt by their own mocking.

Biting, dead serious, hysterical, and depressing, Mines is their masterwork. It's full of homesickness and heartbreak, open wounds and all that drama. It can hit some soaring, Big Song cliche-levels of sad ("Dirty Cartoons"), intricate and shaking classic-levels of sad ("Queen Black Acid"), and dissolving, horror-levels of sad ("INTIL" - I think a pun on the word "until" and the song's recurring "I never thought I'd lie").

The escapes from sad on this record are few and far between, and usually lead to mad and tired. "BOTE" is aggressive and loud - hurtling itself at a violent climax of horns and searing guitars. The drums are downright ferocious. "Sleeping Beauty" is the most triumphant song on the album, but seems to be an attack on a lying ex. Jeez. For all the crashing cymbals, chugging basslines, and buzzing keyboards, this band sounds defeated. But at least on this album they sound in control of their defeat.

12| The ArchAndroid - Janelle Monae

If Ariel Pink has mastered the balance of genre-hopping, Janelle Monae simply Owns Every Genre (and even Kevin Barnes? Let's ignore that). This thing would be easy to write off as pretentious and bloated if it weren't so dang good. Imagine 70 minutes of lushly arranged and produced future-pop that doesn't stay still for a moment. This album just sounds ideal. Each song flows directly into the next one, each song contains its own heart-stopping Moment, each song is Great.

It's pointless to discuss specifics - which perfect pop song do you want to hear about? "Wondaland" momentarily exchanges its fun, bubbling beat for alleluias, "Oh, Maker" is gorgeous R&B balladry crossed with 60s acoustic love songs and writ huge in Monae's voice, "Cold War" is a self-empowering anthem made for dancing, "Say You'll Go" is the most majestic song you'll ever encounter, etc, etc. The ArchAndroid is every song and every artist, it is music for every human being. Almost overwhelming in its scope and appeal. Almost too much.

Almost.


11| Down There - Avey Tare

You want large-scale scope? You want appeal? This album has neither! This is small, intimate, alienating music made by a grieving genius. It's a challenging work. Dave Portner's debut full-length comes in the wake of three years of near-constant touring, the death of his grandmother, his sister's cancer, and his separation from Kria Brekkan. This thing is understandably dense, containing all the regret and acceptance of a few hard years. It's erringly personal, his take on the descent into a sort of swampy hell. He sings of "getting lost in the big sound" and his goodness being forgotten. It'd be a breakup record if it weren't also about breaking up with himself.

"Laughing Hieroglyphic" is all off-kilter rhythms and shaking vocals, including some of the most unhinged and passionate singing from Avey since Strawberry Jam. Follow that up with a charming ode to the friendship of the other three members of Animal Collective, a totally strange Michael Jacksonesque dance single, and an ambient boat ride - you got a stew cookin'! It's an album unafraid to explore different textures and approaches to essentially the same subject matter - the importance of losing and maintaining intense personal relationships. In doing this, the words stay vital and the music stays interesting.

Down There flows like an album's album, a self-contained journey, while striking memorable and honest emotional notes along the way. The vocals are often contorted and enveloped by noise, the murky atmosphere of the album beautifully constructed by fellow AnC0 br0 Deakin. Escaping from this hell of a sound is the hope in Avey's words and voice that sadness can be overcome. You get the feeling that this is Avey exorcising his demons, like he needed this album. In sharing it, he's created a relatable and arresting expression of healing.

In the year without Panda, Avey is king.

Conclusions
GOSH OMG OMG ITS ALL MOST THE TOP 10 (hold yr breath readers this is gonna be Big)

For more #METASWAG fun, check out the rest of The Year In Review:

Part 1: Live Music
Part 2: Songs

2010/12/16

The Year In Review | 2010 [Part 3: Albums (Bonus & 25-21)]


Thesis
Don't even know why that header isn't bigger. It looks so feeble. Wutevs y'all - bigger fish to fry. Let's start up with the Top 25 Albums Of 2010! That's what I'm talking about. I'm rewarding myself for completing an entire page of my Physics practice exam. Listening to Sly's "Underdog," feeling great. I'm a winner! For now. I'm sure I'll get at least a B on tomorrow's exam. Unless this post takes longer than I'm anticipating. Uh oh. Love y'all!

Bonus Round
Here be some gems that didn't make the cut, but are still pretty darn great:

> Color Your Life - Twin Sister
> Daughters - Daughters
> Autumn, again - A Sunny Day In Glasgow
> Song Islands vol. 2 - Mount Eerie
> Living With Yourself - Mark McGuire
> King Night - Salem
> Expo 86 - Wolf Parade
> The Budos Band III - The Budos Band
> Pink Friday - Nicki Minaj (haters you can kill yrself)
> Go - Jónsi

Not a bad year, huh? By the way, I'm not even close to qualified to make this list. I've heard like 40 records this year. What do I know? Transparency, fam. Still, it's fun. Make lists!

Facts
Let's try an unbiased, technical examination of my listening habits this year. What have I really been listening to? For comparison's sake. I'm going to reveal all kinds of untruths in my ranking system here.

Nah, just made that list and checked it twice - it has its own flaws. It only reflects listens on iPods and iTunes, doesn't take into account the wide variance in songs per album, and it has way too many spoilers. I think I'll post that "raw data" after the whole list has been unleashed. Now you can go into this list blind and unchecked by objective statistics!

Let the fun, nonsensical ranking begin!

Top 25 Albums Of 2010 (25-21)

25| Belus - Burzum

Y'all, I don't even know what this record is doing here. It's black metal. I don't listen to black metal. And yet... This is definitely the most appealing of all the metal I've listened to - dark, cinematic, hungry, and noisy. That doesn't sound that appealing, but when you're in the mood, nothing else really satisfies. It wants blood! Or something. Apparently the mind behind this band is a convicted murderer. That's definitely problematic, but we'll overlook it for now.

Because this record slays, man! Like, it's really heavy and doom-ridden. Something about it has just wedged its way into my head, and as a result, I find myself listening to this way more than you or I'd expect. It's good stuff. 2010 - The Year Of Expanding Horizons. "Morgenrøde" in particular sounds electric, alive. It's a driving, breathtaking song - reminds me of the iconic lightning flash in the Coen's No Country For Old Men as Llewelyn is running into the dark. Belus is the flash and the dark, a beautiful and towering depiction of something awful.

24| K.R.I.T. Wuz Here - Big K.R.I.T.

This release had the potential to be nothing but "Country Shit." Which is somewhat expected, because that's what this record breaths and bathes in. Somewhat unexpected, this record showcases one of the sharpest up-and-coming voices in rap. This is the kind of album that gets you noticed. It's a front to back showcase of real talent.

It owes a lot to its place, a distinct product of the South. But it owes even more to K.R.I.T. himself. Besides a few guest spots from Curren$y, Devin The Dude, and Wiz Khalifa, this (long) record is carried on the back of Mississippian Justin Scott.

From meditations on existing as a rapper in an overcrowded market, to the burden of taking up David Banner's reins, this album is trapped in the mind of its creator. He clearly loves and loathes the fact that he's going to have to make it on his own. And he's making something special. Wuz Here has both anthems on a T.I. scale, and stuff that sounds personal and handcrafted, which it is. "Viktorious" is the comeback declaration of a lifetime. He's got the range to go cerebral and go hard - whatever the song calls for - and sounds totally convincing in each role. He makes these roles his own, as if he has to single-handedly earn respect for Southern rap. He's earned it at least for himself.

23| Love Remains - How To Dress Well

A lot of noise has been made about the noise of How To Dress Well. Hugely prolific before releasing this album, Tom Krell has crafted a definite and unique niche for himself. Noise R&B, y'all. This stuff sounds effortless (but not in the lazy way). It just makes sense. The Bon Iver comparisons are way too limiting. Justin Vernon has a killer falsetto and does some rhythm and bluesy singing of his own, but How To Dress Well has an ear for sound that is totally its own.

The dense atmosphere this album inhabits comes across as more than an aesthetic decision. In "Walking This Dumb (Live)," Krell addresses the feel of his music, using a throwaway comment by a concert-goer - "You got a lot of distortion" - to underscore that this record definitely got a lot more than that. He follows this aside up with one of the most driving and striking tracks on the album, "Date Of Birth." Creeping strings churn beneath a pounding bass drum and sweeping ghost cries, while the wailed lyrics collide with roaring guitars and huge panting sounds. Haunting stuff.

Also, it must be said, "Decisions" is one heartfelt jam. Shoulda been on the Top Songs list.

22| At Echo Lake - Woods

Yeah! This stuff is prime summertime listening. The sun rises when it hears this album. It's pretty straightforward compared to the "different" sort of thing going on with earlier Woods material. Straightforward and gorgeous. It sounds great! And it's short! Like, under half an hour. It doesn't have to stick around long to make an impression.

The vocals still have a spooky, ethereal quality to them, but whatever moodiness abounds is often supplanted by a gooey sun in the song's center. The album definitely has its complexities, but its simplicities are what make it such a strong effort. This is a collection of great songs - drifting melodies and a chugging guitar. Sure, there's some wild distortion and a delay pedal thrown in there every now and then, but it's the 21st Century, y'all. There's no better album to turn to for warm singing and earthy strumming.

This is folk at its finest. If it's folk at all, that is.

21| Cosmogramma - Flying Lotus

From afar, Cosmogramma's album cover looks alien and cold, an inhumanly perfect sphere from which dark matter is exploding. Once you take a closer look, the hand-sketched aesthetic it embraces becomes apparent. My first listens of this record were from afar, and all I could hear was an alienating (if well-made) collage of unnatural sounds. It was slick, for sure, but it had no heart. Well, shoot, I just had to take a closer look.

This record lives and breaths. There's a pulsing intelligence and fire behind every song, the clear touch of a human hand - Steven Ellison's hand. Homeboy has some absurdly cool confidence. The construction of this album is immaculate. For 45-minutes, this record abducts you away to some unfathomable sonic galaxy and probes your ears and mind with some deliriously fly sound. It's unobtrusive in its flyness, but is by no means forgettable. It's too dang suave and groovy to be forgotten.

The perfect companion for deep thought, I swear it seeps in and increases your processing power while you work. This is the kind of record Batman would rock. Once I finally opened my ears to this album, it put a workmanlike heart in my brain and a more discerning brain in my heart. It rearranged my parts, fam!

In a lesser year, this album would fare a lot better. But 2010, y'all, is stacked.

Conclusions
Well, that was fun. Next up are albums 20-11. We're getting closer to the big reveal - who gets #1?! Come back next week! Or maybe Saturday. I don't know what I'm doing this weekend. Probably this. Ummmm.

Back to studying! I sure hope I do well on tomorrow's final (The Physics Of Sound). I guess this is a way of studying. Sorta? Ah, gimme a break - I just wanna cuddle and go home! Study on!

Check out the first two parts of this Year In Review while you're at it:

Luv ya fam.

PS - Ros is back today! Hella wut!

2010/12/14

The Year In Review | 2010 [Part 2: Songs]


Thesis
Sup, y'all. Another day into finals week, another day of blog-posting. What are we going to do this time? Oh! Before I get started, I thought I'd let you know that there aren't any more trial dates for December. Meaning, no more calling the jury duty hotline "every" night! Did I even tell you that I had jury duty? Well, I do! Or did. It's midnight, isn't it? No bed til I'm done! All for you, fam. Without further ado,

Hold Up
Maybe I'll start things out a little differently. Like, a technical, unbiased account of my favorite jams of '010. The best songs of the new decade! That's what this list is, by the way. So, according to Last.fm, these are my most-played songs of 2010:

> 10. "Does Not Suffice" - Joanna Newsom
> 09. "Take Care" - Beach House
> 08. "Wait" - S
> 07. "Eyesore" - Women
> 06. "Lost In The World" - Kanye West
> 05. "Paul's Tomb" - Frog Eyes
> 04. "Monster" - Kanye West
> 03. "Lucky 1" - Avey Tare
> 02. "You Can Count On Me" - Panda Bear
> 01. "Runaway" - Kanye West

Pretty interesting stuff (boy, that's a lot of Kanye). My Official Blog List will limit each artist to one song. Oh, and I'm aware that Pitchfork leaked the results of this list earlier today. I'm not going to press charges or even file a complaint. They desperately need readers, and this list is the kind of material that generates interest. So, I'mma forgive them and continue with my steez unaffected. So, without further ado,

Top 10 Songs Of 2010

10| "Limit To Your Love" - James Blake

Honestly, I've only listened to this song like five times. I know, I know - this isn't how I'm supposed to do it. It makes this list on the virtue of being really, really great. It's made huge through its understatement - the voice churning out those simple and poignant lyrics bare against the piano. Until that bass shows up (that Bass!), and you realize this song isn't a simple ballad. But I mean, it totally is. It just has that extra Something.

The song sounds classic, the vocal delivery super fresh, nuanced. And the video. And the atmosphere. And the lyrics! It all clicked. And even if it's new to me, it's already dear to me. James, I don't know you very well, but you earned this.

09| "Wait" - S

Wait, you didn't hear this one? Okay. No big deal. Here you go. "I will wait for you/I will wait."

Alright. First things first, this song is hella deceptive. It sounds really straightforward - shimmery plucky guitar, reverbed sugar coated vocals, and even a heartfelt string section. And even though it is 100% a simple breakup song, it is a genius simple breakup song. Each verse interacts with the chorus until you realize what story is actually being told. And like, the weight of the world contained in its climax.

It's about patience, paranoia, hope, defeat, and rebirth. All of this in like a baker's dozen words. It'd place higher on the list, but it's just too pretty for its own good. If I were in as dramatic a mood as when I first heard it, this would be Number One (The Greatest Song Of All-Time).

08| "Cold War" - Janelle Monae

This song saved Janelle Monae for me. The video saved her. After "Shutterbug," I was totally unconvinced. I mean, homegirl was totally hyped. The entire internet was singing her praises, my Idols at CMG even crowned her with the objective "best" record of the year. So I was super skeptical when I plugged into "Tightrope," and it ended up leaving me cold and unmoved. Don't know why, I was probably just mad at how hot she is.

Then there's "Cold War," with its emotionally gut-wrenching in-your-face bare bones video. And it just keeps building and building like a bonfire, fam. That voice, those words, that guitar (a guitar solo in 2010?!), that hair. All of it spinning like a hurricane around the bloody heart of this song.

And it's danceable!

07| "Bonfire" - Memoryhouse

Look how hot those bros are. Dang. That's not important - what exactly sets them apart from the other chillwave - BOOOOOO! - bands? Well, for one, they're totally (not) cool. Dude is like a classical composer. Their songs sound tied down by and indebted to the fact that there is some serious piano composition going on here. Other cool facts: their first EP is free, one of their songs is arranged around a sample of Jon Brion's Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind soundtrack, and they've got a super admirable tendency to name their releases and songs after works by Virginia Woolf. But none of this matters if the songs are no good.

The songs are good. One of those washed-out summer/winter sad sack romance songs. Who doesn't love those? Their other work (excepting the exceptional "Caregiver") hasn't struck me as much as this one - either a little too samesy or too Beach Housey or too chilled out or too something. But "Bonfire," boy.

Upon hearing it, it was immediately considered for mine and the gurl's Our Song. It's so longing and warm/cold, a real heart-grabber. Visually evocative, it conjures up bonfires (duh) and winter nights and summer nights and lakesides and napping under a quilt. I guess it sounds sorta sleepy, but in a totally engaging and staring-at-the-sunrise way.

Not danceable, but very romanceable.


06| "Good Intentions Paving Company" - Joanna Newsom

A song so good, I planned to have a first kiss to it. That didn't turn out quite as planned, but the song remains great. So great that it's on this list despite the fact that it's not the best song on the record. That's right - real talk. "Does Not Suffice," "Baby Birch," and probably even "Kingfisher" are like way better than this song. Or at least they make me cry.

But this song has a really feel-good piano and a muted trombone! I couldn't get it out of my head from the moment I heard it (way before anyone else, I'm sure). It's so darn likable. Groovy and emotionally charged, with so many exciting and engaging elements. The bridge is striking (drop the drums, here are some organ tears), the coda relieving (cuss it all, go for the big happy horns). It's got it all. It makes me feel nostalgic and futuristic. I can't even understand how powerful this song is. Sort of wanna dance with my wife and ride my elementary school bus at the same time. It's confusing, y'all. METASWAG.

05| "Colouring Of Pigeons" - The Knife

Okay, I'm not going to argue that the album wasn't hella tedious (well, not in this list), but the POWER of this song is undeniable. Like, Kanye West POWER. This song got me through my second semester, carrying me on its strong shoulders up and down snow-covered back roads from class to class.

Opera + The Knife = Grandiose Monster Mash. You could hear some of it in Fever Ray - the cymbal splashes and the crazy tin atmosphere of it all. But what's really striking is how the scribblings of Charles Darwin's diary are turned into absolutely vital words. Dramatic and human, the morphed vocals intertwining with the driving drum rolls behind the whole thing, this song grows and grows and grows!

For a while, too. But it deserves every second of its eleven minutes, and feels as perfectly lightning-short as "Whip My Hair." Chalk it up to the weirdly humid and cold production, scattered groans and scrapes, and those aching Opera vocals at the end. It's always moving (dare I say, evolving?). This thing is a masterpiece.

04| "You Can Count On Me" - Panda Bear

Seriously, I have to write more about how much I love Panda Bear and the Animal Collective? They've been my profile picture. I'm on the forum. There are posters on my walls. I love this stuff. You know it, I know it. So, how do I objectively justify this song's presence on my list?

I don't. Duh. This song shouldn't even be here. Or at least now how it is, as some forgettable single release in the middle of the year. This was supposed to be the unforgettable closer on the Best Album Of 2010. Instead, Tomboy gets delayed indefinitely (forever?), and "You Can Count On Me" becomes some overlooked diamond in the rough of the internet.

Anyway, the song. It's great (voice of God). It's simple (bass-bass-clap, clap-bass-bass). It's catchy (sing-song melody). It's perfect (wait a second). The guitar has been obliterated in reverb, becoming a cosmic gelatin bath through which Noah's angel voices permeate. The racecar distortion and wobbling whispers that sparkle around the song's edges just make this beast sound immense. Achingly pretty, totally universal. Love it!


03| "Eyesore" - Women

This is the song that starts me off on my day and it is the best song of the year almost well at least it is totally one of the best songs ever I mean listen to the guitar-riff-to-end-and-save-the-world that shows up after the breakdown good God it is good it is so huge and powerful and churning and machines grinding up against each other and running really fast at something and swinging a sword and pumping your fist and there is no way to capture just how big and terrifying this thing is because it is the Ultimate Summer Jam but not the kind you play at the cookout no it's the kind that you listen to when you're driving really fast on empty roads at three AM after staying out too late before a morning shift at work or the kind of summer jam where you're sure that you're going to conquer the world because this is the best song and it starts right off with those abrasive and militant drums and then it gets all swing chilled out good feelings but then there's this hidden madness lurking beneath it all like the dark thing standing around the corner of your cool cookout and then that's all there is but then the big bad guitar riff shows up and destroys everything and makes everything new because it is the Best Guitar Riff Of All-Time and it's way too bad that this band broke up or is taking a break or something because all I want to do is be obliterated by these guitars in-person one last time.

02| "Runaway" - Kanye West

This song is of a moment. I'mma take you back to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. That's right - awkward Nicki Minaj debut performance, Lady Gaga meat dress, Linkin Park comeback (?), and the worst host of all-time. All of this dissolved the moment the lights opened up on a blinding white stage and a Devil red Kanye.

Ominous piano intro? Chopped and screwed vocal samples? A dirty old-school beat? Kanye singing?! Pusha-T in a salmon suit?! A MINUTE-LONG UNINTELLIGIBLE AUTOTUNE CODA OVER CELLOS? Homeboy just went medieval on our asses.

Y'all just knew that the blogs were going to be talking about this one. Then it showed up as a bootleg single, then an official download, then the title track of a 35-minute short musical film. And finally, as the centerpiece of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy (A+). The atmosphere and emotion exuded in these nine minutes are almost unrivaled this year. And it's all being done in hugely accessible pop music. Important stuff.

01| "Round And Round" - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti

Cuss cultural relevance. Cuss Ariel's immense back catalog and his status as an outside artist and his AnC0 connection and his live shows and his everything. Cuss it all, it's unimportant to me and to the towering greatness of this song. Frankly, my first exposure to the dude (outside of "Can't Hear My Eyes") is this year's phenomenal Before Today. And "Round And Round" is the highlight of the record.

Highlight of the year. I mean, way to go - sounding like golden radio rock and meaning it. It is the sunrise on the way to airport! Did you not realize how all-powerful this song is? It is my jam, fam!

Besides scoring my California dream vacation, this song has snuck into just about every extended car ride I've been on, lots of walks, and several house parties. I've interrupted countless conversations just to sing the songs praises and point out key moments: "Right here! Wait... No. Right here! Wow!" "This is the most perfectly structured song of all-time." "Listen to that chorus! It's perfect!" "Ahhhhhhhhh."

My apologies to everyone who has had to hear about this song over the past months. At least I really was talking about the year's best song all along.

Bonus Round
Why not round out the Top 25 while we're at it.

> 25. "Dirty Cartoons" - Menomena
> 24. "Phenomenons" - Twin Sister
> 23. "Take Care" - Beach House
> 22. "Got Your Back" - T.I.
> 21. "Ridin' Solo" - Jason Derulo
> 20. "Bloodbuzz Ohio" - The National
> 19. "King Night" - Salem
> 18. "Genetic" - Emeralds
> 17. "Super Bass" - Nicki Minaj
> 16. "Free Translator" - The Books
> 15. "Firework" - Katy Perry
> 14. "Go Outside" - Cults
> 13. "Lucky 1" - Avey Tare
> 12. "Mr. Fingers" - Animal Collective
> 11. "Rill Rill" - Sleigh Bells

Everything after Top 10 (and even the Top 10, let's be honest) is totally arbitrary. For instance, I just got chills listening to "Take Care," kicking myself for its rejection from the Top 10 by some song whose title I can't even remember. And "Mr. Fingers" - I once declared this the Animal Collective's best song. What's it doing in the 12 spot?

Whatever, it's all pretty much the same. I mean, I've declared each and every one of these songs to be "The Best Song Ever" at one point.

Conclusions
Another too-long post written in the pre-dawn hours of a cold December day. Finals week, fam! What am I doing? Oh well, these lists keep me going. Party on, y'all. See you during Winter Break. Albums and Movies are up next. Eventually. I still haven't seen half of the movies already on my list.

#SMH

For Part 1 of the Year In Review, click here!