Problematic, Part I (Females)

Thesis

It is fun to sexually and aesthetically objectify superstars, especially in list-format. Everyone's doing it. So I'll do it with style.

Top Five Female Actor Crushes

05| Rosario Dawson

04| Penelope Cruz

03| Scarlett Johansson

02| Eva Green

01| Marion Cotillard

Bonus Round

Now that you've seen them tip-tops, here are five bonus crushes (I would make a list of ten, but that seems self-indulgent, and it might be harder to rank):

> Kate Winslet

> Naomi Watts

> Angelina Jolie

> Zoe Saldana

> Rachel Weisz

That's Not All Folks

Hope you enjoyed the sights. Be on the lookout for the upcoming post, "Problematic, Part II (Males)." I think you can figure out what that post's content will be.

Conclusions

Trend - all of the above women are well-endowed.

This is the first in a series of BEST OF lists that will comprise the majority of my December posts. All things reflective and qualitative, here at Metaswag! Peace out, y'all.