Problematic, Part II (Males)

Thesis

It is fun to sexually and aesthetically objectify superstars, especially in list-format. Everyone's doing it. So I'll do it with style (again).

Top Five Male Actor Crushes

05| Paul Rudd

04| Daniel Day-Lewis

03| Leonardo DiCaprio

02| Viggo Mortenson

01| Brad Pitt

Bonus Round

Now that you've seen them tip-tops, here are five bonus crushes (I would make a list of ten, but that seems self-indulgent, and it might be harder to rank) [again]:

> Luke Wilson

> Daniel Craig

> James Franco

> Heath Ledger

> George Clooney

Conclusions

Trend - all of the above men look great with facial hair.

This is the second in a series of BEST OF lists that will comprise the majority of my December posts. Previously, ladies were assessed. All things reflective and qualitative, here at Metaswag! Peace out, y'all.

Problematic, Part I (Females)

Thesis

It is fun to sexually and aesthetically objectify superstars, especially in list-format. Everyone's doing it. So I'll do it with style.

Top Five Female Actor Crushes

05| Rosario Dawson

04| Penelope Cruz

03| Scarlett Johansson

02| Eva Green

01| Marion Cotillard

Bonus Round

Now that you've seen them tip-tops, here are five bonus crushes (I would make a list of ten, but that seems self-indulgent, and it might be harder to rank):

> Kate Winslet

> Naomi Watts

> Angelina Jolie

> Zoe Saldana

> Rachel Weisz

That's Not All Folks

Hope you enjoyed the sights. Be on the lookout for the upcoming post, "Problematic, Part II (Males)." I think you can figure out what that post's content will be.

Conclusions

Trend - all of the above women are well-endowed.

This is the first in a series of BEST OF lists that will comprise the majority of my December posts. All things reflective and qualitative, here at Metaswag! Peace out, y'all.