Coffee

No One Should Feel Like This At 4 AM

Thesis

But I do. If you plan on reading a lot before bed, turns out you don't have to take a nap and drink 16 oz of coffee. Especially if the nap is from 8:30 to 9:05 PM, and the coffee is at 11 PM. And while I'm happy to say I completed all my reading (140 pages of the baddest feminist legal theory around), I can't help but feel a little disappointed with my decision to drink coffee tonight. In other words: it's 4 AM.

I didn't plan on 4 AM-blogging until finals. Or winter break. But here I am, circadian rhythm compromised. I figured I might as well blog while I'm jittery and wide-eyed.

Black Flame

Lil B is also awake right now, but in his defense, it's only 1 AM on the West coast. He just released his seventh album of the year. There's already another announced album in the works. Keep it up, Based God. Your work ethic is an inspiration. "Goldhouse" is sounding great right now. #RARE #TYBG

Lamestream v Alt

I'm conflicted, fam! What is my tr00 identity? Can I live in the interstices of lamestream and alt realities?

I'm seriously considering finna getting a stylish haircut and a tattoo this weekend. The tattoo would be an X in a circle (X-Men logo, y'all) on my left bicep. Haircut would be something like Justin Bieber's VMA 'do with some totally alt steps shaved into the sides. I think it could look totally killer.

On the other hand, I'm really into professional football again. Like, jumping around and screaming during the Bears game. Did y'all even know I love the Bears? I've kept my football fan identity concealed. Can I be tatted up and totally alt while still loving sports? Of course! I'm #BASED. I do whatever I want in the name of positiveness.

Conclusions

Maybe it's time again to try falling asleep. Pray 4 me that I'm successful in my sleep endeavors. Otherwise I'll have to listen to some more Slayer and write another blog post.

MEMORYHOUSE FINNA BLOW UP AFTER THEIR LP COMES OUT

THIS REHASH EP WILL DO FOR NOW

The Years (Full EP Stream) from Memoryhouse on Vimeo.